Scenes From A Sofa

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Person A, sprawled across a couch, and speaking to a large, assertively cuddling feline: “Hey, this isn’t comfortable. You’re suffocating me! I need space. Ouch, that hurt! Sorry, kitty, you have to go. This isn’t working out.”

Person B, lurking in the kitchen: “Are you breaking up with your cat?”

–Ann Bartow

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  1. bob coley jr says:

    person C, sitting close, being very obsevant, and cautious as a cat, thinks “what a wonderful cat, I do hope it likes me. I’ve been scratched and bitten before but I still like cats!”