By which I mean, here.
There is a very short list of places where I will never, under any circumstances, take my child. That is one of them.
I went a couple of times with my kid, and it is unbearable. What’s remarkable is that there are so many aspects to the place, each of which alone would make it unbearable. Sadly but not surprisingly, the various unbearable factors don’t cancel each other out, but combine in a uniquely hellish multiplier effect.
But my son likes it.
As I remember it (much as I wish my brain would repress such experiences), it’s loud, filthy, hot, expensive, crowded, and the seats are really uncomfortable. Did I miss anything?