Except In Bed.

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My recent cookie based fortunes include:

The person you are thinking of is also thinking of you.

You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.

You will become a philanthropist in your later years.

You have the rare ability to decide quickly and wisely.

Your talents will prove to be especially useful this week.

Your lucky number for this week is nine.

You will have a chance soon to make a profitable transaction.

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  1. Eric says:

    My two most memorable fortune cookie messages:

    * You will prosper in the field of medical research
    * You like Chinese food

    I love these because they represent the two poles of fortunes: the safely generic and the ridiculously specific. Neither of them, though, would be appropriate in bed.