Mrs. Claus Banned From Parade

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Santa walks alone in Raleigh, North Carolina.   The head of the merchants’ association that coordinates the local holiday parade says, “[I]t’s confusing for children to see two people in Santa suits.”   Story here.

Ummm…from the photo of a previous year’s parade, it doesn’t look like Mrs. Claus was wearing a Santa suit.   She wore a gender-differentiated Snuggie-Meets-North-Pole dress.

I wonder whether parade organizers would have been more   inclined to admit  Mrs. Claus had she been wearing garters and stockings instead?

-Bridget Crawford

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