So I had the misfortune to read “Sadly No” this morning. There was a post up called “Are Y’all Read for Some DERANGED LUNACY??? Damn Right You Are,” the point of which was to castigate a right-winger for the odious column he wrote about the Duke lacrosse player rape allegations, in the context of which, Brad referred to “Frontpagemag” as “D-Ho’s Crack Den.”
So, stupidly, because I should know better than go anywhere near purportedly lefty “comedy” sites like “Sadly No,” I commented as follows:
While I mostly agree with you on the merits here, do you not see how referring to Frontpage as “D-Ho’s Crack Den” is a little racist and sexist in its own right?
Well, here are some of the replies that generated (you can see the whole thread at Sadly No): I’ve cleaned up some of the typos, especially mine:
By Brad (original poster): “I don’t get it. I’m saying that a bunch of silly white guys who write moronic columns for David Horowitz (or “D-Ho,” as we affectionately call him) are essentially on crack. If anything, it’s an insult to the crack addicts.”
By me: “D-Ho is not supposed to be a dialected pronounciation of “the whore”? Really?”
By Brad: “Well, yes and no. It’s also a play on David Horowitz’ name, the sort that is popularized by names like “J-Lo” (Jennifer Lopez) and “A-Rod” (Alex Rodriguez). The fact that shortening Horowitz’ name in this manner makes him “D-Ho” is just a hilarious coincidence.”
By me: “Hilarious to you, perhaps. In this context especially, to me, not so much.”
By Gavin (another blogger at Sadly No): “I can’t believe this. Ann Bartow comes by and says, ‘That’s not funny.’ It’s like you’re sitting in a bar, and a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk in.”
Because I’m a joke, obviously. Now here is some input from pseudonymous commenters as well:
By “Mal de Mer”: “Wow. Talk about wielding self-centredness and silly bourgeois sensibilities as a way of completely deflecting from the main fucking point. Sorry to break it to you, Ann (Althouse, is it?) but this post isn’t about you.”
Because it is self-centered of me to tepidly point out sexism and racism and I therefore must be called “Ann Althouse” for some reason.
By Gavin: “That is not funny. I am offended.”
By “Mal de Mer”: “What a coincidence….I’m running a workshop on exactly this issue this afternoon. You’re welcome to join. Bring a small hand-mirror.”
Gee, nothing sexist there.
By “Gratis“: “Hey, Ann, ever hear of man whores? What, you didn’t know they exist? I think I saw a movie once…. And if that’s the most offensive thing you find on this post then you really need to look in the mirror. For the love of Isis, get that PC bug out of your ass. That prick “D-Ho” (and as a woman I find that completely fucking hilarious) could and should be called a lot worse.”
By me: “So calling people “ho” is funny, but suggesting maybe calling people “ho” in the context of a discussion about racially charged rape accusations is less than ideal is self-centered? Oh, I’ll take any concern expressed here for the woman very seriously now…if there is any.”
By Retardo (who is another Sadly No blogger; very classy name, huh?): “No, no Brad. We’re the racists. Get it straight.”
By Spencer: “Oh, it’s hilarious to me too. But then, I’m not always trying to contextualize everything, which may be why I don’t see the comment as the same grave threat to human decency that you do.”
By me (shaking with anger, so there were lots of typos): “No, you’re absolutely perfect. Any woman who comes here and reads this will be delighted by the caring and sensitivity. “D-Ho’s Crack Den” will have them rolling in the aisles. Why is it that the criminal justice system treats crack so much more harshly than corollary drugs like cocaine? Because it is viewed as a “black” drug. Oh the peals of laughter that inspires! And when you say “D-Ho” just like Amos and Andy might – heelarious. Truly, what could be funnier. Oh, and calling someone a “ho” in a discussion about rape, where the woman is poor and black and the accused are white and privileged. Why they may well have called her a “ho” while they were attacking her, so it’s true comedy gold. But of course this is so very BOURGEOIS of me. Sorry to interrupt. By all means continue congratulating yourselves for being so morally superior to the wing nuts.”
By “Lucy”: “Let this be a lesson to you all not to say anything that your commenters might misconstrue through the lens of their own carefully cultivated hypersensitivity. Because once they get offended by a joke that had a completely different provenance and point than they think it did, they won’t believe anything else you have to say. Obviously you were joking cruelly at the expense of the woman, using a painstaking point-by-point “J’accuse” as the cover for your dirty, evil, racist, sexist screed. Oh, yeah, I forget, you’re also “spewing hate.” –Where’s my check, Hindrocket?”
And many other “shut up and go away” comments. Because, you know, censorship is wrong!
Late entry from “Spence“: “Ann Bartow. Hmmm…. A-Ho, anyone? And you thought the humorless liberal scold was a figment of Rush Limbaugh’s imagination!”
And another from “Jerry Brown”: “How about Ann BARTho. She works the trains in the Bay Area. Why do you even read Sadly No.”
And still more from good old Brad, here. Because even rather mildly (at least initially) raising a concern deserves nothing less than utter vilification.
And from Guiness Guy: “What a frigid bi- er… lady? No, uhhh… how about gender-nonspecific fellow human? There we are: She’s a frigid-ass gender-nonspecific fellow human.I think, nonetheless, Brad, that you should hack off your penis to avoid further angering ol’ Ann.”
What a relief that these folks are purported leftists; I’d hate to think of all that warm-hearted goodness in the service of the right.
–Ann Bartow